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Joke of the Day
"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."
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"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""
"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter."
"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."
"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."
"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
"What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle."
"The Brazil v Germany game last night... ...the most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain with the wife."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms."