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Joke of the Day

"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"

"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."

"Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake."

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says ""Hey did you see Donald Trump talking about his dick on tv last night? Can you believe that fucking guy might be president?"""

"The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure."

"Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!"

"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."

"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""

"What's that, turkey? GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well? GOBBLE GOBBLE [breaks turkey's neck] no time for your riddles, in the oven you go"

"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."