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Joke of the Day

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says ""Hey did you see Donald Trump talking about his dick on tv last night? Can you believe that fucking guy might be president?"""

"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("

"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"This guy told me that he can see the future but he didn't even try to duck when I punched him in the face."

"It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts."

"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."

"If a man's signature is called a ""John Hancock"" what do you call a woman's? Historically insignificant. Full disclosure: Heard on the radio this morning on my way to work."