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Joke of the Day

"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."

"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."

"*dad walks up to me stroking his beard* son, where do we keep the dog treats again? Im hun- *beard falls off revealing my dog. he runs away*"

"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"

"Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter? They were ravin' with Raven."

"What do you call a mexican drowning in mayonise Sin-co-dye-mayo"

"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."

"A duck walks into a CVS... The duck walks up to the counter and says, ""I'd like to buy some chapstick."" The clerk says, ""Will that be cash or charge?"" The duck says, ""I'll just put it on my bill."""

"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"