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Joke of the Day
"Anyone heard what Beethoven is up to these days? Decomposing!"
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"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."
"Well my father always told me, ""when life gives you lemons, chances are you're in the fruit aisle and shouldn't overthink the situation Edit: words"
"What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!"
"Why was the tree in prison? Because it broke every branch of the law."
"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""
"What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin"
"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""
"Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane"
"Jewish Mathematics."