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Joke of the Day

"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""

"Modern Feminism Saw this subreddit so I thought I'd pitch in my two cents."

"Instead of expecting your wife to make you dinner every night like it's 1950, man up and develop a cocaine habit so you don't need to eat."

"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"

"What do you do after raping a blind, deaf and mute girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."

"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."

"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."

"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."

"Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground? Because it's past tents"