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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"

"""Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"" ""NaBrO."""

"Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did? He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone."

"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."

"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."

"So about that guy with the premature ejaculation problem.... ...i heard he comes out of nowhere"

"Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."

"Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know."

"Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free?"

"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"