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Joke of the Day

"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"

"why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much"

"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"

"Booster cables are racist Because being black is negative."

"Thanks to Twitter I now consider 140 characters ""literature""."

"A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?) Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath. haha get it?"

"Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said ""Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"""

"Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin."

"2016: Sanders wins presidency 2017: Marijuana legalized in all 50 states 20$x: lol what were we talking about"

"What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery."