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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon"
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"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"
"My son asked if masturbating made you blind. Depends on where you're aiming."
"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea, I'm not black."
"A girl told me to come over... A girl told me, ""Come over, nobody's home."" I went over, nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)"
"You can lead a horse to water, but you probably can't do it as well as Sneaky Gary, the serial horse drowner."
"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""
"I really want to drive private or hired cars. But I don't have anything to chauffeur it."