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Joke of the Day

"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."

"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."

"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."

"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."

"How to get laid: HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there."

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"What do you call an Indian and an Asian's baby? A Curryean --- I know Indians are Asian, I felt that stating Korean earlier in the joke would make it worse...worser."

"This may sound arrogant but I think I could make a better Periodic Table."

"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."

"I take a Viagra every night... It stops me from rolling out of bed."