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Joke of the Day
"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"
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"Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay."
"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""
"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."
"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"
"So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea"
"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"
"How to avoid clickbait"
"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."
"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"