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Joke of the Day
"A vegetable walks into a bar... Just kidding, he'll never walk again."
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"Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns? They always take things literally."
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"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."
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"""I see people."" - The Fifth Sense"
"Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine."