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Joke of the Day

"Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns? They always take things literally."

"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."

"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"

"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"

"*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it."

"What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne."

"Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes."

"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."