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Joke of the Day

"How does a nun lose her virginity? Dresses up as an altar boy"

"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."

"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass"

"Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin."

"I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow."

"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."

"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"

"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"

"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"

"If you hate crime... Is that a hate crime?"