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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."

"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""

"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"

"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"

"Good credit is like Good Pussy, It sticks around until the money is gone."

"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."

"All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because refrigerator obesity is on the rise."