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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables? A cannibal."
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"Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. "
"What did the hooker say to the blind man? ""Come here"""
"I walked into the bar and asked for something cold and full of rum. The bartender yelled to the back, ""Dear, there's someone here to see you."""
"A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts ""If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"" ""That's right"" replies the German teacher."
"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
"So the guy says when i die, burry me where i was born. then they burry him in his mothers pussy"
"Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy."
"Can you believe this guy watching porn on the bus over my shoulder?"
"How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof"