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Joke of the Day
"As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living."
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"Understanding women"
"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""
"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"
"We're sneaking a couple 40s into Toy Story 3. We'll be the ones howling in the back anytime someone says, ""Woody."""
"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"
"I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes."
"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."
"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."