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Joke of the Day
"So the guy says when i die, burry me where i was born. then they burry him in his mothers pussy"
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"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."
"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."
"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."
"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"I jumped on the wrong subway this morning and ended up in the outskirts of Narnia. Just fought off a horde of crack fauns."
"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."
"Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'"
"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"