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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a child abuser and just plain pedophile went to a bar. And he ordered one drink."
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"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender looks at him and says: ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"""
"I recently came into a very large sum of money so they fired me from my job at the bank."
"Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !"
"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."
"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"
"""So Dave died"" Dave from work or Dave who never follows through on things ""Both. it was a suicide pact"" *dave walks in* hey guys"
"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"
"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"
"Use chemicals to remove polish, and no one blinks an eye... Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds."