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Joke of the Day
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
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"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."
"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."
"Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner? He thought it was his civic doodie!"
"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""
"Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Hare Force"
"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""
"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."
"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"
"I'm planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can't have any biologically."