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Joke of the Day

"""So Dave died"" Dave from work or Dave who never follows through on things ""Both. it was a suicide pact"" *dave walks in* hey guys"

"Two Arabs walk into a bar"

"I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for."

"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"

"Your momma's so fat... Her picture fell off the wall She wears a 3 piece bikini There are smaller fat women orbiting her Her tampons come equipped with On Star"

"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."

"I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep."

"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"

"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table... And then some chairs... And then a plate Glass window..."