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Joke of the Day

"*waiter lays down my plate* ""Can I get u anything else?"" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok"

"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."

"how many black people does it take to change a light bulb? WRONG! black people don't work you idiot"

"Why is Tumblr so unhealthy? It's full of trans fats."

"If his selfie doesn't make you kegal, you're just not that into him."

"Elon Musk must smell pretty good."

"Why did the guy have Ben Franklin tattooed on his dick? His girlfriend was great at blowing 100 bucks."

"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"

"What did one quantum frog say to the other? Quibit."

"doc said my liver is failing but i think it's just not applying itself"