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Joke of the Day

"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."

"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"

"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."

"A woman was battered over breakfast ...it was waffle :("

"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."

"What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch? I have a cream."

"Whenever people say they're willing to do ""whatever it takes"" to ""make it in Hollywood"" they never mean ""patiently work on their craft""."

"I just came in from ________ and boy are my ________ tired. Taco Bell, Bowels"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road.? [reasons unknown]"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."