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Joke of the Day

"White guy is very frightened when he saw a black guy Black Guy: Hey man, why are yo scared, because ima black huh?, you racist scum White Guy: What are you doing in my house?"

"What did the doctor say to the rude patient who was reluctant to get stitches from him? ""Fine, suture yourself."""

"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"

"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."

"SURPRISE! -Sharts"

"M: HEY, DID YOU REMEMBER CONDOMS? H: FFS, use your inside voice M: *whispers* did you remember condoms? H: can this wait til after mass?"

"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"I read quantum physics magazines for the particles."

"Jesus was talking to a crowd... Jesus was talking to a crowd, explaining he was the son of God. Everyone in the crowd said ""Nah, No way!"" Jesus stood up and said ""Yahweh!"""