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Joke of the Day

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat? The roots."

"What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias"

"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? PNC"

"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces."

"A woman walks into a bar.... Realised too many man walk into a bar..."

"Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me."