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Joke of the Day

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."

"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."""

"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."

"I was going to make a documentary about my sex life but somebody else snatched up the rights to the title. TROLLHUNTER"

"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."

"Im not your friend, buddy"

"So my friend told me that he has been constipated for the past three weeks... I'm pretty sure he's full of shit."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"I'm a bad person... (NSFW) Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."