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Joke of the Day
"I read quantum physics magazines for the particles."
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"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"
"What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? A prick"
"MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit"
"What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~"
"This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween. Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane."
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."
"I saw a pink bird with a sore throat. Must have been a phlegmingo."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"My wife accused me of pedophilia... So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out."