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Joke of the Day
"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"
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"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."
"I like vegans! I meant vagina's!"
"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""
"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"
"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."
"I like my steak how I like my women Tinder-ized."
"Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, ""My God, I look like a pillow"" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow."
"What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast."
"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."