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Joke of the Day
"If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!"
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"A chinese tiger mom asks her daughter a question about her future: Erizabeth, you stirr want to be a doctoh right? Her daughter replies: No, actuary..."
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"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."