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Joke of the Day
"If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!"
Next Joke
"*Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr... *A sippy cup starts crying*"
"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."
"They said I should follow my dreams So I went back to sleep."
"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
"Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing."
"What idiot called it ""best man"" instead of ""lord of the rings"""
"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"When somebody unfollows me, I want to go on a shopping spree and walk into their house while holding bags and say, ""Big mistake. Big. Huge!"""
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello"" from the other side. ::mic drop::::"