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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."

"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"

"Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!"

"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."

"What's 18 inches long and never gets used? Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech."

"Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"

"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"

"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"

"Teacher:""Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."" *Takes out no.1 pencil* ( )"