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Joke of the Day

"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."

"I don't date married men. I mean I wouldn't call it dating..."

"Any crime sounds better if you add the word ""silly"" to it: ""silly murder,"" ""silly rape,"" etc."

"I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh But now I'm reformed"

"I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell."

"The Woods So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy ""Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared,"" Man ""How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."""

"Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone? The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."