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Joke of the Day

"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!"

"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."

"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"

"What did the hobo say to the prostitute? Hey girl, I'd sleep in that box."

"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"

"I dated a midget, but I had to break up with her. She was always sticking her nose in my business."

"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"

"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"

"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."