88386
Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello"" from the other side. ::mic drop::::"
Next Joke
"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"
"Divorce is tough on some kids. Others are just happy to be single again."
"I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy."
"In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me""!!!"
"Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral."
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"
"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"
"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"
"My friend committed suicide by taking 50 Tylenol. I don't know why he did that. He could have just taken 4 Aleve."