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Joke of the Day

"They said I should follow my dreams So I went back to sleep."

"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."

"What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast"

"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."

"Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate? It was only allowed one piece of carrion."

"Good Cop: We want to help you. Just tell us who was with you on the night of August the 15th. Bae Cop: My parents aren't home. Come over."

"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."

"I don't think drinking Vodka is the solution to all of my problems... But it's worth a shot."

"I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... Murder for a jar of red rum."

"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."