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Joke of the Day

"So a vegan sits down at a bar... I only know that because he won't shut the fuck up about it."

"What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e that is the question."

"Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the sink"

"What do you cal a wine hangover? The grape depression."

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are AT A Restaurant On The Border Mexican Grill"

"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."

"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."