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Joke of the Day
"I adopt cats because I can't have any of my own."
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"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."
"A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized. Many of the locals were left trans-fixed."
"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."
"I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, ""You are my bitch"""
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."
"(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt, turns to camera* ""If only there was a better way"""
"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."
"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."
"[first date] ""so what do you do?"" *thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I'm a hedge fund manager"