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Joke of the Day
"I pick and choose the traffic laws I'll follow."
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"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"
"I'm really impressed by both Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner... Both women got famous by making a dick disappear."
"What's a priest on an egg called? A brother"
"In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?"
"Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked."
"A great joke that only air conditioners will get! On second thought, I'm not gonna say it. I can already tell you're not a fan."
"Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch... One turns to the other and says, ""I say old boy, have you read marx?"" The other says, ""Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."""
"What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water."
"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"