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Joke of the Day

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

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"NSFW What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? It's hard to fit in"
"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married... I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"why does a boxer have miscarriages.... ...because she punch backs whenever the baby kicks"
"A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again"
"They say sex burns as many calories as running 5 miles.... WHO THE HELL RUNS 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS !!!"
"If you find me dead after tweeting & driving, please hit SEND to get that final thought out there"
"Pretty messed up that you can never tell if you give a raccoon a black eye. Been punching this raccoon for over an hour."
"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold? An Illumi-neti pot"