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Joke of the Day

"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood"

"Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You'll be fine."

"WHY DID YOUR MUM ASK FOR FOOD? Edward Macaroni fork"

"Time I spend listening to music 54 seconds. Time I spend untangling headphones 17 minutes"

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."

"I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty. The dope left his bible behind"

"I really dislike the ""N"" word... I don't even like saying vinegar."