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Joke of the Day

"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"

"Doctor: ""You have a hip injury."" Me: ""I am very trendy."""

"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."

"Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison."

"Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button? ...I dont want people to know I use google+"

"Clickbait Got you."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well..."

"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"

"Did you hear about the King who got killed during a torrential downpour, and his only heirs were pets? It's been reigning cats and dogs ever since"

"I probably wouldn't know what to do with my hands if you were murdering me, but there's a strong possibility I would hug you really tight."