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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."

"A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch... BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other way up!! (like a bird) BAT B: He's been having these fainting spells all week."

"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."

"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."

"Am I capable of premeditated murder? Your honor, I've been planning my cheat day for two weeks."

"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"

"For every stripper with ""daddy issues"" there are 10 more ""daddies with stripper issues"""

"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."

"My cousin told me his gun club didn't cost any money. I asked him if it was run by wild chickens. He said, ""No, why?"" And I said, ""Because that would explain why it's a free range."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"