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Joke of the Day

"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."

"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."

"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"

"All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills."

"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"

"I have been checking Facebook less and less. If this continues, I'll eventually forget about all those people for the 2nd time."

"Two guys are peeing off the side of a high bridge. First guys says: ""Water sure is cold."" Second guys says: ""And deep"""

"I don't want a boyfriend. Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing."