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Joke of the Day

"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."

"If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things."

"What do you call gigabytes in Africa? They can't afford computers in Africa."

"Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button."

"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."

"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."

"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"

"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""

"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses."

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""