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Joke of the Day
"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"
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"I just sighed so hard, I won't have to dust for 6 months."
"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."
"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."
"I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary."
"The actual secret ingredient on most Iron Chefs is forehead sweat."
"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"4yo: What do you love most in the world? Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you? 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh"
"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."