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Joke of the Day

"A drunk law undergrad walks into a bar... ...the invigilator kicks him out."

"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"

"I haven't talked to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her."

"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."

"The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using ""frequent"". Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves."

"A teenage girl found out that she was pregnant. She thought to herself ""My mom's gonna kill me"". the newly formed embryo did the same."

"I have Restless Life Syndrome."

"Roses are expensive... Violets are gay... Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day..."

"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."

"SURPRISE! -Sharts"