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Joke of the Day

"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."

"There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!"

"Why did the devil buy so many shoes? He wanted their soles."

"Michael Cera forgets to do laundry and has to wear a doctor costume to the hospital. He's too shy to refuse people and performs 3 surgeries."

"While commemorating my father's various physical feats, one friend asked if he was ""shredded"". He was cremated. :("

"How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden? He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, while a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club. Who wants a cold one?"

"*takes 400 selfies to find one I think is good enough to post* caption: Just a random quick shot, I love capturing these special moments"

"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."