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Joke of the Day
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
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"What do the French have between the 2nd and 3rd course? Intercourse."
"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"
"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"
"I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring. All I did was moon a school bus."
"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."
"TOP REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: 1) Ted Cruz 2) A gun 3) Your racist uncle 4) A gun in a cowboy hat 5) Jeb Bush 6) Literally a turd"
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"
"The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again."
"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"