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Joke of the Day

"A teenage girl found out that she was pregnant. She thought to herself ""My mom's gonna kill me"". the newly formed embryo did the same."

"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."

"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""

"What's the most difficult thing about training a dog? Getting the peanut butter out of your pubic hair"

"If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for."

"What sound does a shotgun make? Kurt Kurt Cobain"

"How much does the Holocaust?"

"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."