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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof."

"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"

"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."

"How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!"

"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"

"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"

"Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'"

"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam"

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."