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Joke of the Day
"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."
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"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"
"Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?"
"What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation"
"There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives"
"5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation"
"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"
"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"
"Want to know why I like space heaters? ""They make great housewarming gifts"""