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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? You can't hear an apple"

"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."

"Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally."

"If someone ever asks you for advice just reply with ""Buy a penguin"". Imagine a scenario where that isn't awesome."

"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."

"I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over."

"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"

"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"

"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."