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Joke of the Day

"I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over."

"Did you hear about that new movie ""Constipation?!"" It still hasn't come out!"

"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"

"New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a car that runs on human shit ...I bet that ""new car smell"" doesn't last very f*cking long."

"What's the difference between coriander and cumin? You can't coriander your pants."

"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"

"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"

"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."

"My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, ""Which one do you want?"" I said I'd take either/oar."

"I love Alfredo sauce. Unless you're a dude named Alfredo."