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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"
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"My favorite kinds of people are sandwiches."
"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"
"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"
"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""
"What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare? A husband in his hybrid"
"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."
"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"
"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"