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Joke of the Day

"An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons"

"You'r mum... ...is so **poor** she can't even pay attetntion."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"

"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."

"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."

"Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse"

"If I buy a cardigan, and then I buy another cardigan Am I buying a cardiganagain?"

"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."

"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."