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Joke of the Day

"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."

"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."

"Me: I want a pet dragon! Life: HERE'S A CAT WITH IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME."

"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"

"What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree? Branch Manager"

"What is Cole's law? Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise"

"*uses Oujia board* SMELLS LIKE UPDOG me: what's updog? NOT MUCH, DOG, JUST ABOUT TO POSSESS YOUR CAT me: what cat: what"

"Went to Bingo yesterday, Got two fat ladies... Worst 3some ever."

"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"

"Direct quote from my daughter: ""I know horses can play soccer really well because they're fast."" Thank god she's pretty."